Conversations with my salad….

“Tomato look how soft and mushy you are.  No, I am not going to spare you.  Oh yeah, I am so cutting you up, you sad little broken thing”

“Aw…celery..wilted and pale..(giving it a good shake)..reminds me of a guy I once dated…”

“Cucumber…ah I know you well…the things I’ve done to and with some of your relatives….”

“That goes for you too Mr. Carrot….”

“Gonna mix you all up in a bowl…y’all better get along or else!”

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