Things A Gay Man Should NEVER Do (Or Say) #2

-tell your hot, redneck neighbour, that the reason you are standing in his yard, is because you wanted to whack his weeds….

-while standing at the dollar store checkout, in a lineup, pull out $20, and loudly tell your best (female) friend: “Here’s the money i owe for last night. Should I give it to you or your pimp outside?”

-Stand up on a crowded bus….or find yourself, thanks to the driver slammin on the breaks, falling slow-motion into the laps of a straight couple sitting in the seats infront of you…

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