Random Friend Quotes 1

“I need to get laid more than I need to worry about how much salt I eat”

“You’re not even that big” (a friend talking about another friend, eating fries)

“It is you! I thought to myself ‘he’s too chubby to be you'” (another friend talking about the same friend from above)

“Have you heard ‘I Get Around’?” (same friend, talking about the song, however, it just sounded wrong.  Was said while a few of us were brunching-as said by the friend who was refered to by the above two quotes)

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