Mr. Str8: Why do you go and air our fuckin laundry for everyone to see?
Me: Cos I can. I told you. Nothing is scared. And besides, I may actually get rich off the crazy that is my life.
Mr.Str8: (taking a moment, I believe he was thinking).. You think you can actually make money writing? Huh. Ok fine, but just remember to add really hot sex to it.
Me: Ok, well its been years since I had really hot sex, but I think I can write from memory….
Mr.Str8: excuse me?
Me: (laughing)..I said I only have had hot sex for the past two years
(Str8 grunts indignantly, and walks out the room. I m now giggling)
Boy, did I have ever have to work hard to make up for that….well worth it though!! SO very funny! wink