1) (appearing on MSN)’Don’t txt. My keys are fucked. Smashed the cell.
2) Fuck! I just locked the fucking keys in the house
3) Str8:Remember I said I felt I was forgetting something. the anti virous
Me: lol.. the anti virous?
Str8: opps, spel cheque!
4) Me: that hill will kill me, just saying
Me: Nice, sympathy n empathy, swell…..
Me: a great hubby..i could be near death, and u…really care. All choked up. Me sprawled all exorcist like on the side of the highway..
(ten minutes later)…aha.. I rest my case…
Me: ok fine. Even without a quippy comeback,don’t think I won’t blog this..Mr Morbid..more like..
Str8: lol, u r funny first thing in the morning!
Me: lol.. aw thanks, lack of sleep…
5) (Str8 back in the Cape, having power issues)..the power blinked off again….ths back already, i think this must be a NSPI way of a practical joke!……holy sweet american fuck! the power just went out again!…..